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Let the Summer Term Commence

20/4/2020

26 Comments

 
Welcome back to Home Learning Trinity!

We hope you all had a lovely Easter and are now once again feeling rejuvenated and raring to go!

To kick-start this term on the school Blog, we thought it would be a great idea to get you all chatting and most importantly to spread happiness and make your friends smile! 

So, for this week's first task, we would like you to post your most favourite joke of all time for children in both Key Stages - 1 and 2, to understand and enjoy!

Let's commence this term with a BIG smile! 

​Happy Monday everyone.
26 Comments
Miss James
20/4/2020 06:39:32 am

My one and only joke:

Q. What did the football player do to cool down?

A. Went over and stood next to a fan!

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Abbie OShea
20/4/2020 09:11:28 am

Nice Joke Miss James!
:-)

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Abbie OShea
20/4/2020 09:10:47 am

My joke is...

Q. Is it better to write with your write hand or your left hand?
A. Ideally you should be writing with a pen, not a hand!
I hope you like it.

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Miss James
20/4/2020 09:43:23 am

Great joke Abbie! I especially like the link to 'homophones' being a teacher. 👍Clever.

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charlie
20/4/2020 10:32:28 am

HA HA
very funny

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charlie
20/4/2020 10:38:15 am

Where do fish keep there money?

IN THE RIVER BANK

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Sophie La Course
20/4/2020 10:39:56 am

How does Harry Potter roll down a hill?
J.K Rowling

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Olivia
20/4/2020 10:53:12 am

I was going to write a book on penguins but i figured writing it on paper would be easier.

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Abbie OShea
20/4/2020 01:05:38 pm

Cool joke

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Seren
20/4/2020 11:49:28 am

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meatball!

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Abbie OShea
20/4/2020 01:05:21 pm

ha very funny

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Jenson lister
20/4/2020 12:21:09 pm

Q/ Did you hear the eyeliner and the lipstick got into a fight?

A/ Don't worry, they'll make up! haha!

From Jenson xx

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Abbie OShea
20/4/2020 01:04:54 pm

Q0 What do you get when you cross a snake and a building site?
A) A Boa constructor .

ha ha ha ha ;-)

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Olivia
20/4/2020 03:36:20 pm

ha ha ha ha

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Matthew Overton
20/4/2020 06:23:39 pm

What did the buffalo 🐃 say when his little boy left for school?

Bison!

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Jessica Bacon
21/4/2020 10:22:41 am

Q: What do you call a 3 humped camel?
A: Pregnant :-)

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Miss James
21/4/2020 11:10:11 am

All of your jokes have really made me smile folks - fantastic! Thanks all.

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Phoebe Morgan - Mialkowski
21/4/2020 03:36:05 pm

Hello, I am new to Trinity. I wanted to add my favourite joke, if it is not too late.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

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Miss Rapley
21/4/2020 03:59:23 pm

Hello Phoebe, I am Miss Rapley and I teach Class Three. Welcome to Trinity! It's great to see you are joining in with our Blog; I like you joke :)
You can contact me on Contact Form at the bottom of Class 3's home-learning page if you wish :)

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Miss Rapley
21/4/2020 04:01:22 pm

I love the jokes on here guys, keep them coming! Here's mine:
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

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Miss James
21/4/2020 04:53:46 pm

Hello Phoebe,

Welcome to Trinity!

It's lovely to hear from you and I'm delighted to see your involvement in the Blog. I look forward to meeting you in person when we're all back at school.

Brilliant jokes Trinity. I've really enjoyed reading them - hope you have too. Keep them coming in.

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Millie Butler
22/4/2020 01:59:33 pm

My joke is... What do you call 2 robbers? A pair of knickers :-)

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Millie Butler
22/4/2020 02:06:18 pm

How does the Easter bunny travel?
By Hare-plane

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Miss James
22/4/2020 04:26:53 pm

Ha-ha! Very funny Millie! Great jokes.

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Teknik Industri link
4/3/2023 07:43:08 am

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling!

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Teknik Elektro link
4/3/2023 07:45:07 am

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the people making sandwiches at Subway!

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